Lindsay Lohan is Lonely

By freudian-slip

Surrounded by
checkout line

word vomit
carefully packaged
perfect distraction

and there it is in black, purple and white
the final words of meaning
making all that is lame

quite alright

Lindsay Lohan's Lonely
and her friends have turned their back?

well welcome to the real world
of the privileged actress

can you imagine the stress of it all as your groceries slide down the track???

me fucking neither...

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© 2009 freudian-slip
Published on Friday, April 10, 2009.     Filed under: "Ironic" and "Poetry"
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  • TropicalSnowstorm On Tuesday, May 20, 2014, TropicalSnowstorm (1718)By person wrote:

    "word vomit carefully packaged perfect distraction" - that sums it up quite nicely. It is indeed the society of the spectacle...which can never turn itself off...never just let overpriced groceries be what they are...positioned in prominent places on shelves for a fee... "There, there, your life isn't so bad...Lindsay Lohan is *%$& aren't *%$&ed are you?" Except for that overpriced $%#@ you are about to eat... : ) The lady ringing you up had to come out of retirement cause she's broke...and you've been standing here for 20 minutes in line cause they are too cheap to hire enough underpaid cashiers like her...but at least you're not Lindsay Lohan...and if you can pass judgement on her, you are better than she're not *%$&ed at all... Scholar

  • Salty Ships On Sunday, March 17, 2013, Salty Ships (33)By person wrote:

    This took on an issue as big as pop culture propaganda while managing to remain light and slightly comical. It's nicely balanced.

  • carlosjackal On Sunday, May 17, 2009, carlosjackal (2162)By person wrote:

    You, good Lady, have surmised the supermarket experience bloody brilliantly :) -Carl

  • Huey Lewis On Sunday, May 17, 2009, Huey Lewis (23)By person wrote:

    poor lindsay :D

  • Shortnlethal On Friday, April 24, 2009, Shortnlethal (69)By person wrote:

    lol enjoyment to read lol ^^

  • whisperer On Saturday, April 11, 2009, whisperer (167)By person wrote:

    and another resounding huzzah

  • CjPsychotic On Friday, April 10, 2009, CjPsychotic (31)By person wrote:

    Holy shit I actually commented on this today at Wal-mart. I was saying it's a pity it didn't work for her because I wanted her relationship to silence all those sitting on their anti-gay high chairs to hate her happiness. However, if I see one more picture of those douchebag Jonas brothers I'm liable to become a social vigilante and set forth on an assassination mission. Awesome and relevent write.

  • Jonas On Saturday, April 11, 2009, Jonas (768)By person wrote:

    cj, what do you mean by 'work', how would 'it' working silence anyone in high chairs? ... that this is the first comment on this piece is deliciously ironic... at least in so far as i took the write and comment to heart. anyway: JONAS WAS HERE!!!!

  • ebonyamore On Friday, April 10, 2009, ebonyamore (105)By person wrote:

    Oh, and also...'word vomit, carefully packaged'? YES YES YEEEEEES!!!! like an intelligence orgasm! May all the saints that are and ever were bless you for this!

  • ebonyamore On Friday, April 10, 2009, ebonyamore (105)By person wrote:

    *grins wickedly and contemplates* I feel like I should be paying you somehow just for the obscene pleasure I get in reading this....the absolute sardonic, biting 'me fucking neither' is GOLD! *throws my arms around your neck* thank you thank you thank you for being the one who finally says what truly needed to be said on this

  • blue On Friday, April 10, 2009, blue (1470)By person wrote:

    aaah *deep deep laughing* Perfectly portrayed. Oooh! Pun. Funfun. ~b

  • Sketso On Friday, April 10, 2009, Sketso (462)By person wrote:

    I can almost hear a sarcastic "wah wah" sound playing in the background as I imagine this being a spoken work. Touche!

  • A former member wrote: That was my impression too

  • freudian-slip On Friday, April 10, 2009, freudian-slip (248)By person wrote:

    I got it now...shameful Wikipedia groupie...

  • freudian-slip On Friday, April 10, 2009, freudian-slip (248)By person wrote:

    what's huzzah???lol

  • Alanarchy On Friday, April 10, 2009, Alanarchy (1137)By person wrote:


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